KY touch - Are you British in bed?

Are you a Congolese warrior or a Swedish stud muffin in the sack?

Find out your sexual nationality once and for all by answering a series of questions from our friendly K-Y® passport controller: if you’re lucky she might dress up in lederhosen and do her ‘special’ dance for you.

So tell us how long is long enough, and how you’d deal with ‘Lube’ the staring cat . Then we’ll give you your new passport, complete with your personal seduction soundtrack, the perfect food to feed your loved one and a slippery aid or two to spice things up in the bedroom.

To find out, download the lovely flashplayer here »

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